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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Diarrhea Spewing Fire Hose Sees No Problems With Trump’s Hate Tweets

Not everyone thinks President Trump's unhinged, mean-spirited tweets diminish the presidency. This hose in Tennessee, for example.

NRA to Host Fourth of July Celebration at Fort Sumter

While the NRA's latest ad has eyebrows going up all over the country, they're planning a Fourth of July celebration at Fort Sumter.

Trump: ‘When the President Stalks, Bullies, Harasses and Blackmails, It’s Not Illegal’

President Donald Trump's feud with Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski rolls on. Now with allegations that the president used a tabloid to intimidate them.

Spray-Tanned Sexual Predator with Low Approval Ratings Mocks “Morning Joe” Host’s Looks & Ratings

President Donald J. Trump took a couple of mean-spirited swipes at "Morning Joe" and its co-hosts this morning on Twitter.

NASA Asks Trump to Take Down Fake Fake Moon Landing Picture from Oval Office

Alex Jones gave President Trump a falsified fake moon landing photo, and NASA is not happy about it.

A Quick Reference Guide to the Senate Republicans’ Formerly Secret Healthcare Plan

A view of the proposed changes within the secretive Republican healthcare plan from a 50,000 foot level.

Everyone Wants to Know: Who Is Deep Covfefe, and Are They The Leak Within The Trump Administration?

The leaker known as Deep Covfefe must come from the Trump Administration's inner sanctum. But who is it?

Nation’s Top Attorney’s Attorney Hires Attorney to Represent His Attorney’s Attorney

The attorney representing Jeff Sessions' attorney has just hired an attorney for his attorney. Confused yet?

Trump Says Osoff Losing Means He’s No Longer Under Criminal Investigation

President Trump signaled today that he's no longer under investigation for obstruction of justice because Democrats lost an election in Georgia.

White House Cleaning Staff Find Trump’s Comey Tapes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate

The whole world has been wondering if or when Donald Trump would release recordings of his conversations with James Comey.