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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

President Trump Calls Donald Trump Jr. ‘Fake News’

After the latest bombshell report in The New York Times, the president wants to distance himself from Donald Trump Jr., his son.

Trump to Start Anti-Farting Task Force With Bush’s Baked Beans

Politics makes for strange bedfellows. Just ask Trump, Putin, or Bush's Baked Beans.

Donald Trump Jr.: ‘I Didn’t Collude With Russians; I TRIED to Collude With Them’

If you ask Donald Trump Jr., he'll tell you that trying to commit a crime and committing a crime are totally separate and unrelated incidents.

Angry Trump Supporter Threatens NPR Reporter Who Quoted President Trump’s Inaugural Address

When an NPR reporter started quoting from Trump's inaugural address, things got awkward for one of his most ardent supporters.

Hannity Says He’s ‘Adjusting’ to Tweeting With One Hand on Phone, the Other on Trump’s Dick

On his radio show, Fox News host Sean Hannity explained that he's had to make some adjustments to being one of Trump's pets in the media.

Hobby Lobby Offers to Give Female Employees Nazi Gold For Birth Control

Members of the Hobby Lobby executive board want to save face with the public and kill two birds with one stone in the process.

Trump Started Telling Putin About His Electoral College Victory, Putin Interrupted and Said ‘You’re Welcome’

During their first face-to-face meeting, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin shared an awkward moment over the Electoral College.

Putin Disappointed Trump Doesn’t Look Like His Online Dating Pic

When Putin Met Trump...he wasn't all that happy with what he saw. Can't say we blame him.

Trump University to Give Lindsay Lohan Doctorate in Political Science

Trump University will be giving actress Lindsay Lohan her very own doctorate degree in the discipline of political science next year.

Putin Tosses Trump a Treat After G20 Press Conference

President Trump got a special treat from Vladimir Putin after answering questions about Russian hacking of the 2016 presidential election.