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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Leads Boy Scouts Chant of “F*ck that C**t” About Hillary
After President Donald Trump spoke at their annual Jamboree, the Boy Scouts of American aren't apolitical anymore.
James Schlarmann
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July 25, 2017
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Analysis: 17 Red States Give Trump, Fucking Cousins At Gun Shows, Better Than 50% Approval Rating
New polling data, when analyzed, shows that 17 states give both President Trump and doing it with your cousin at a gun show the same approval rating.
James Schlarmann
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July 24, 2017
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Kushner Blames Lack of Russian Translation for Omissions on Security Forms
American security forms are all in English, and Jared Kushner says that is at least partially to blame for his glaring omissions from them.
James Schlarmann
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July 24, 2017
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Jealous Sean Hannity Tells Scaramucci ‘There’s Only So Much Trump Dick to Go Around’
Sean Hannity does't want newly hired Anthony Scaramucci to get the wrong idea about how much Trump dong he's entitled to.
James Schlarmann
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July 23, 2017
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Sean Spicer to Play Melissa McCarthy on SNL’s Next Season
Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is set to play actress Melissa McCarthy on next year's season of SNL.
James Schlarmann
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July 22, 2017
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Scaramucci Tells Press He Saw Trump Fire Proton Torpedo Down Shaft Only Two Meters Wide
Anthony Scaramucci is the new White House Communications director, and he's already out in the streets, communicating things about his boss.
James Schlarmann
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July 22, 2017
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Trump to Pay Tribute to Sean Spicer, Dedicate Bushes in Front of White House to Him
Sean Spicer has resigned his post as the Trump administration's press secretary, but the White House plans to honor his brief tenure and service anyway.
James Schlarmann
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July 21, 2017
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Trump Pre-Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Said He Didn’t Do
If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it?
James Schlarmann
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July 21, 2017
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House Republicans Draft Articles of Un-peachment Against Hillary Clinton
The Republicans defeated Hillary Clinton in last year's election, but don't tell that to them. They're busy pretending she's president.
James Schlarmann
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July 20, 2017
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John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones
How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out.
James Schlarmann
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July 20, 2017
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