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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Doctors: Priebus’ Mouth Will Stop Looking Like Trump’s Butthole Within Six Months
Former White House Chief of Staff and RNC Chairman Reince Priebus has a rare illness but doctors estimate he'll be back to normal soon.
James Schlarmann
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July 30, 2017
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Trump Encourages Cops to Grab Female Suspects By Their Pussies
President Donald Trump doubled-down on his rhetoric that cops should be much more willing to physically abuse suspects than before.
James Schlarmann
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July 30, 2017
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House Democrats Hire Ken Starr to Investigate Steve Bannon’s White House Blowjobs
New White House Comms Director Anthony Scaramucci made a rather bawdy and bold claim about Steve Bannon and Oval Office oral.
James Schlarmann
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July 28, 2017
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Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions of People Lose Healthcare
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.
James Schlarmann
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July 28, 2017
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Attorney General Sessions Not Sure He Enjoys The Taste of Trump’s Anus Anymore
Attorney General Jeff Sessions and President Donald Trump have an "on again/off again" relationship, but is it permanently off?
James Schlarmann
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July 27, 2017
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Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
James Schlarmann
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July 27, 2017
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Citing ‘Medical Costs and the Disruption,’ Trump Orders Military Re-Segregated
Just after re-instituting a ban on transgender soldiers, Trump rolls back more of what conservatives call the "social experiment"ing within the military.
James Schlarmann
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July 26, 2017
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Transgender, Two Tour Afghanistan Vet Hopes Trump’s Bone Spurs Aren’t Hurting Him Anymore
He served two tours in Afghanistan as a woman, came home, transitioned, and now he's been kicked out of the military by Trump.
James Schlarmann
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July 26, 2017
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Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity
Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the healthcare debate.
James Schlarmann
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July 25, 2017
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Susan Collins Declines Duel With Blake Farenthold, Challenges Him to 1 Meter Dash Instead
Rep. Blake Farenthold has said he's so mad at female senators blocking Obamacare's repeal that he'd do an Aaron Burr on them if they weren't women.
James Schlarmann
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July 25, 2017
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