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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Pre-Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Said He Didn’t Do
If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it?
James Schlarmann
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July 21, 2017
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House Republicans Draft Articles of Un-peachment Against Hillary Clinton
The Republicans defeated Hillary Clinton in last year's election, but don't tell that to them. They're busy pretending she's president.
James Schlarmann
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July 20, 2017
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John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones
How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out.
James Schlarmann
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July 20, 2017
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White House Promises More On-Camera Briefings Once They’re Not Beta Cucks Anymore
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer says that once the administration gets tougher and grows a set, they'll start on-camera pressers again.
James Schlarmann
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July 19, 2017
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Trump Explains Secret Meeting With Putin Was ‘Just a Meet Cute’
Nothing nefarious was discussed during Putin and Trump's secret meeting; it was just a random meeting of two people destined to be together.
James Schlarmann
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July 19, 2017
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Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
James Schlarmann
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July 18, 2017
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President Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote Threshold For Everything
After another harsh political defeat, Trump asks Mitch McConnell to change the Senate rules for him.
James Schlarmann
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July 18, 2017
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Park Services Report: More People Attended Don Jr./Russia Meeting Than Trump’s Inauguration
A Park Services report estimates that there were more people in the meeting between Don Jr. and the Russian lawyer than his dad's inauguration.
James Schlarmann
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July 17, 2017
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HIV/AIDS ‘Surprised But Honored’ to Have Higher Approval Ratings Than President Trump
President Trump has historically low approval ratings, which makes him sad. But for HIV/AIDS, it's a miracle of public relations.
James Schlarmann
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July 17, 2017
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Delta Offers Ann Coulter Free Lifetime Irrevocable Seat on Plane’s Wing
Conservative pundit Ann Coulter's feud with Delta Airlines may finally be coming to an end as the airline carrier offers her a deal she can't refuse.
James Schlarmann
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July 17, 2017
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