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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Afghanistan War Anxious to Turn 18 So It Can Enlist and Fight in Itself
In just a couple years, our little Afghanistan War will be all growns-up and potentially enlisted in the armed forces to serve in itself.
James Schlarmann
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September 2, 2017
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Mueller Grand Jury Issues Subpoena For All Pussies Trump Grabbed Since June 2016
Special Counselor Robert Mueller's grand jury has issued a blanket subpoena for a potentially very large group -- pussies grabbed by Trump.
James Schlarmann
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September 1, 2017
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Trump To Give Harvey Victims 20% of What He Offered for Obama’s American Birth Certificate
President Donald Trump clearly cares about the victims of Hurricane Harvey a full 20% as much as he cares about proving Obama's not an American.
James Schlarmann
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September 1, 2017
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Mexico to Use Murderer/Rapist/Drug Dealer/Some Good People Pipeline For Sending Harvey Relief Workers To U.S.
The cleanup and rescue effort in the wake of Hurricane Harvey could use help from any and all comers, and Mexico wants to pitch in.
James Schlarmann
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August 31, 2017
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Obama Offers to Loan Jade Helm Commando Unit to Texas for Harvey Cleanup and Rescue Operations
In Texas, are they so desperate for help in the cleanup and rescue efforts in the wake of Hurricane Harvey that they'd take it from Obama?
James Schlarmann
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August 31, 2017
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Tammy Lahren Hopes to Stand Apart From Fox News’ Miasma of Screeching, Blonde, Pseudo-Intellectual Racist Fuckmuppets
Right-wing commentator -- and Barbie in a Nazi uniform -- Tammy Lahren just landed a gig with Fox News. But will she stand out?
James Schlarmann
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August 31, 2017
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First Family Drama: Box of FLOTUS Hats Delivered to Ivanka’s Office
Palace intrigue and a kerfuffle over a box of FLOTUS hats that wound up getting delivered to the president's daughter-wife instead of his regular wife.
James Schlarmann
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August 30, 2017
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Trump Shown Archival Footage of Auschwitz Liberation, Wonders at the ‘Size Of That Jew Crowd’
Recently, President Donald J. Trump was shown archival footage of the liberation of Auschwitz, and he noticed something about the crowd size.
James Schlarmann
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August 30, 2017
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God Wonders How Joel Osteen Failed At Flood Response Because He’s a Christian
Televangelist Joel Osteen kept his megachurch shut to victims of Hurricane Harvey for a short time, and that made God pretty mad.
James Schlarmann
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August 30, 2017
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Pat Robertson ‘Pretty Sure a Tranny Pooping in Comfort’ Is Why God Allowed Houston Flooding
Pat Robertson has an interesting theory on the Houston flooding.
James Schlarmann
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August 29, 2017
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