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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Jesus Unsure Where Christian Conservatives’ Christianity Is
If you're a Christian Conservative, Jesus Christ wants to know how he'd be able to listen to you speak and know you're a Christian.
James Schlarmann
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September 6, 2017
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Keebler Elves Release Statement Apologizing For “Runaway, Rogue, Racist Little Shithead Elf” Ending DACA
The Trump administration sent its top elf out to announce the end of DACA, and that enraged Session's former elf colleagues.
James Schlarmann
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September 5, 2017
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Tambourine Lahren Triggered by Random Black Man Praying
Only Telephone Lahren truly has an idea of how dangerous a kneeling black man is to the United States, and she's not afraid to speak out.
James Schlarmann
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September 5, 2017
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Afghanistan War Anxious to Turn 18 So It Can Enlist and Fight in Itself
In just a couple years, our little Afghanistan War will be all growns-up and potentially enlisted in the armed forces to serve in itself.
James Schlarmann
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September 2, 2017
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Mueller Grand Jury Issues Subpoena For All Pussies Trump Grabbed Since June 2016
Special Counselor Robert Mueller's grand jury has issued a blanket subpoena for a potentially very large group -- pussies grabbed by Trump.
James Schlarmann
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September 1, 2017
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Trump To Give Harvey Victims 20% of What He Offered for Obama’s American Birth Certificate
President Donald Trump clearly cares about the victims of Hurricane Harvey a full 20% as much as he cares about proving Obama's not an American.
James Schlarmann
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September 1, 2017
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Mexico to Use Murderer/Rapist/Drug Dealer/Some Good People Pipeline For Sending Harvey Relief Workers To U.S.
The cleanup and rescue effort in the wake of Hurricane Harvey could use help from any and all comers, and Mexico wants to pitch in.
James Schlarmann
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August 31, 2017
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Obama Offers to Loan Jade Helm Commando Unit to Texas for Harvey Cleanup and Rescue Operations
In Texas, are they so desperate for help in the cleanup and rescue efforts in the wake of Hurricane Harvey that they'd take it from Obama?
James Schlarmann
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August 31, 2017
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Tammy Lahren Hopes to Stand Apart From Fox News’ Miasma of Screeching, Blonde, Pseudo-Intellectual Racist Fuckmuppets
Right-wing commentator -- and Barbie in a Nazi uniform -- Tammy Lahren just landed a gig with Fox News. But will she stand out?
James Schlarmann
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August 31, 2017
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First Family Drama: Box of FLOTUS Hats Delivered to Ivanka’s Office
Palace intrigue and a kerfuffle over a box of FLOTUS hats that wound up getting delivered to the president's daughter-wife instead of his regular wife.
James Schlarmann
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August 30, 2017
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