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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

"I thought I smelled some marijuana, which of course made me angry and I needed to investigate."

Trump Supporter: Weinstein Not ‘The Kind of Sexual Predator You Can Trust With Your Vote’

"Of course, I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my daughter...or his daughter."

M&M’s Banned from White House Kitchens and Candy Dishes

"Their thin candy shells will be no match for our nook-you-ler missiles."

Ivanka Reminds Feuding Mommies No Matter Who Is First Lady She Is ‘Daddy’s Bottom Bitch’

Me-owwww! Things are heating up on the lame new reality-TV political...

Man Who Got C’s In High School English Demands Immigrants ‘Speak American’ or Go Home

"What do they think gives them the right to speak whatever language they want?"

Man Who Got C’s In High School English Demands Immigrants ‘Speak American’ or Go Home

"What do they think gives them the right to speak whatever language they want?"

This Millennial Put Making Avocado Toast as a Skill Applying for a Job a Boomer Won’t Quit

"Mostly I was told I didn't have enough experience, which was weird because of course I don't have experience yet."

Campari Cocktail Rings- A Foodie Francis Food Review

Edible lollipops that go on your finger and taste like Campari.

Football Fan Burns NFL Gear Worth 10 Years of Blue State Supported Welfare Protesting Protests

"The problem with this country is in the goddamned first amendment!"

Hollywood Exposéd: Harvey Weinstein

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA -- It’s a Hollywood Tradition going back to...