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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Iraq War Casualty Says George W. Bush Anti-Trump Speech Makes His Death ‘Way Less Unjustified’

"It was nice to hear the same kind of lofty rhetoric he used with a bunch of lies to go the very war that cost me my life."

McCain Offers to Teach John Kelly What ‘Disrespecting Vets Looks Like’ Using His Boss’s Words

"You work for a man who is routinely disrespectful of everyone, veterans included."

Trump Suggests Black Athletes’ Constitutional Rights Be Reduced By 2/5

"I'm not saying all urbans. I'm saying SOME urbans."

Republican Pretty Sure Harvey Weinstein Story Exonerates Donald Trump

LAC TÊTE DE MERDE, MICHIGAN -- 35-year-old Republican voter Bo McGriff doesn't...

Major League Baseball Officially Renames Strikeout a “Trump Muslim Ban”

"We're also thinking of renaming the Washington Nationals to the Washington White Nationalists while Trump's in office."

Trey Gowdy Promises to Investigate Niger Until He Finds Connection to Hillary Clinton and Benghazi

I don't care how long it takes, we will find the truth about Niger and Hillary Clinton."