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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Cop Stops Beating Black Man Long Enough to Agree With Trump That NFL Players Are Disrespectful Jerks
"What are they even protesting, anyway?"
James Schlarmann
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October 23, 2017
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Trump Rushed to Hospital to Remove Myeshia Johnson’s Foot from His Rectum
No amount of tweeting would get Ms. Johnson's foot out of his presidential posterior.
James Schlarmann
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October 23, 2017
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VP Pence Clarifies: “I Said I Hope All The Gays Are Well-Hung”
"I prolly think about butt sex more than people who are currently engaging in butt sex."
James Schlarmann
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October 22, 2017
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President Trump Wants Congress to Strip NFL and Its Players of First Amendment Rights
"That arcane constitution really should be reviewed."
James Schlarmann
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October 22, 2017
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John Kelly Demands Rep. Wilson Stop Disrespecting Fake 4-Star General Fox News Contributor
"We should honor these men who didn't serve but pretended to."
James Schlarmann
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October 21, 2017
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Sarah Sanders Drinks Diarrhea, Punches Nun and Jumps Off Brooklyn Bridge Because Kelly Told Her To
"Questioning a 4-star general is very inappropriate."
James Schlarmann
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October 20, 2017
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President Trump Orders Different Color Crayon For Drafting Fourth Muslim Ban
"This time he's going to use a black crayon."
James Schlarmann
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October 20, 2017
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Iraq War Casualty Says George W. Bush Anti-Trump Speech Makes His Death ‘Way Less Unjustified’
"It was nice to hear the same kind of lofty rhetoric he used with a bunch of lies to go the very war that cost me my life."
James Schlarmann
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October 20, 2017
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Sources: Trump’s Bone Spurs Flared Up During John Kelly’s Emotional Plea to Not Politicize US Casualties That Politicized US Casualties
"Luckily his normal productivity and work ethic won't be impacted one bit."
James Schlarmann
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October 20, 2017
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McCain Offers to Teach John Kelly What ‘Disrespecting Vets Looks Like’ Using His Boss’s Words
"You work for a man who is routinely disrespectful of everyone, veterans included."
James Schlarmann
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October 20, 2017
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