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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Jeff Sessions ‘Can’t Remember’ If He ‘Lied About Forgetting’ Or If He ‘Forgot About Lying’
"I simply can't remember if I lied about forgetting contacts with Russia, or if I forgot that I lied, okay?"
James Schlarmann
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November 14, 2017
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Jesus Christ Writes Open Letter To 37% Of Alabama Evangelicals More Likely To Vote For Moore AFTER Allegations
"In an election between a sexual predator and anyone else, you choose the anyone else."
James Schlarmann
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November 14, 2017
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Trump Creates Department Of Comedy And Sexual Misconduct, Louis C.K. & Bill Cosby Will Be Co-Secretaries
"We're equal opportunity harassers in this administration."
James Schlarmann
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November 14, 2017
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Tambourine Lahren’s Head Literally Explodes On-Air When She Finds Out GQ Named Kaepernick “Citizen of the Year”
"WHY COME YOU GIVE AWARD TO KAEPERNICK?!"
James Schlarmann
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November 14, 2017
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Elton John And Donald Trump To Release Collaboration Of Their Greatest Hits In Time For Christmas
"This will be the most popular album ever released."
Ben Fletcher
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November 13, 2017
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Comet Pizza Unveils New Roy Moore Signature Pie: 14 Year Old Meat On Old Dried Up Cracker
Comet Ping Pong -- a pizza restaurant in the Washington, D.C....
James Schlarmann
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November 13, 2017
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Conservative Podcaster: “I Saw Roy Moore Hit On A 14 Year Old At A Football Game But At Least He Stood For The Anthem!”
"You gotta ask yourself what's more disgusting -- pedophiles, or unpatriotic pedophiles?"
James Schlarmann
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November 13, 2017
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GOP Congressman Demands Investigation Into Link Between Roy Moore And Benghazi
"Seriously, why the hell does Hillary Clinton skate on this?"
James Schlarmann
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November 13, 2017
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Trump Wants His Bone Spurs Added To Vietnam War Memorial
"If we can't add them to the memorial, can I give them a presidential medal of freedom or some shit?"
James Schlarmann
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November 13, 2017
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American Christian Refuses To Put Quarter In Homeless Man’s Starbucks “Holiday” Cup
"If he wants Christian charity from me, he has to give me a Christian vessel to put it in."
James Schlarmann
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November 12, 2017
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