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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Donald Trump Jr. To Have Breakthrough Plastic Surgery For His ‘Chronic Jizz Face’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's son will be undergoing...
James Schlarmann
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December 23, 2017
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Keurig Releases Roy Moore Model That Uses 14-Year Old Covfefe Pods
READING, MASSACHUSETTS -- In the face of a conservative boycott of...
James Schlarmann
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December 23, 2017
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Disappointed Eric Trump Told SpaceX Launch Was Not Actually Santa’s Sleigh
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's second son had to...
James Schlarmann
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December 23, 2017
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5 Ways Your Sex Robot Is Telling You They’re Ready To Be Programmed To Fuck Other People
So you're in love, and everything's going well. The romance is...
James Schlarmann
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December 22, 2017
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Russian Prostitute Takes Credit For Giving Trump Idea For Trickle Down Tax Plan
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Today, President Donald Trump signed a massive tax...
James Schlarmann
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December 22, 2017
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Papa John’s Promises Ousting John Schnatter As CEO Will Not Make Pizzas “Any Less Shit-Tastic Or Cardboardrific”
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- The man who is the "Papa" of Papa...
James Schlarmann
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December 22, 2017
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While In Afghanistan, VP Mike Pence Joins Taliban
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN -- Vice President Mike Pence embarked on his first...
James Schlarmann
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December 22, 2017
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Episode IX Leak: Chewbacca, R2-D2, C-3PO, Motion Pictures, The Force, And Star Wars All Die In Final Film Of New Trilogy
If you're a fan of Star Wars, perhaps it has not always been...
James Schlarmann
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December 21, 2017
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Trump Decides To Boycott KFC, Fearing A Chicken Coup
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are reporting that...
James Schlarmann
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December 21, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Says He ‘Can’t Recall’ What Recusal Means
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Attorney General Jeff Keebler Sessions ordered...
James Schlarmann
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December 21, 2017
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