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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Says President Of Guam Helped Him Write State Of The Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today President Trump told reporters in the Oval...

Report: California Man Smokes Legal Weed And Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Happens

RAIN CANYON, CALIFORNIA -- Authorities in California are confirming that over...

Barack Obama To Live Tweet Trump’s State Of The Union

Mr. Obama is using this as a chance to work out some comedy material.

Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash

FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's...

Tearful Eric Trump Demands To Know If Stormy Daniels Is His New Sister

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the Trump family say that...

Hipster Will Only Do Challenge With Non-GMO Tide Pods

He's very specific about what he'll put in his body.

Trump Says He Didn’t Try To Fire Mueller, The President Of Puerto Rico Did

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- Yesterday, The New York Times dropped a bombshell report on...

Nunes FISA Memo Leaks Show It Was Written In Crayon With Tiny Hands

#ReleaseTheMemo has been trending in right-wing circles for days.