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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Economy Halts As 93% Of Americans Who Don’t Root For Egomaniacal Cheaters Too Hungover To Work After Celebrating Super Bowl LII

Most people are too hungover after watching the Patriots lose the Super Bowl to go to go work.