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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Colt Announces New Ammo Box Tops Program For Local Schools

WEST HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT -- Since 1996, Box Tops for Education has...

Gushers To Roll Out New Fruit Flavored Detergent Pods

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA -- General Mills, makers of the Gushers brand of...

A Statement On Cowardice From President Donald Trump’s Bone Spurs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC...

Teacher Asks Union If She’ll Have To Murder Unarmed Black Kids After Republicans Force Her To Also Be A Cop

HOT SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA -- 35-year-old Tracy Stillwater is a high school...

Local Breitbart Reader Says Marjory Stoneman Survivors Were Duped By ‘Crisis Corpses’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is a devout reader...

Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

This morning, billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk watched another one...

#TwitterLockout: Trump Supporter Believes Purged Russian Bots Were Taken To Obama FEMA Camps

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- This week, conservatives and Trump supporters...