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He Used Legal Cannabis, Nothing Really Happened

Later he said he smoked the cannabis, and "ate a bunch of chips," which he later confirmed was the whole bag. In California, a man...

Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan...

Elon Musk Developing Artificial Unintelligence To Replace Facebook, Twitter Algorithms

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire tech guru and entrepreneur Elon...

Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

This morning, billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk watched another one...

Mark Zuckerberg Offers To Turn Over All User Data To His Friend Tom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is wading...

House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning a congressional Republican told reporters he...

Dr. Jenny McCarthy Hired As White House Special Counsel On Alternative Medicine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced a new hiring today....

Typing “Go F##k Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated Dildos

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Social media giant Facebook is constantly trying...

Typing “Go Fuck Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated Dildos

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Social media giant Facebook is constantly trying...

The 9 Most Dangerous, Least Talked About Side Effects Of Vaccinating Your Children

Big Pharma, the government, and "doctors" all tell you that vaccinating...