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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

North Korea Sends Draft Peace Deal To Ambassador Dennis Rodman For Input

This morning the leaders of North and South Korea set the...

Trump Offers Bill Cosby Work Release Position in His Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Disgraced pudding salesman Bill Cosby has been found...

Trump Says Michael Cohen Is His Lawyer Sometimes, But Was Never His Attorney

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump's former personal attorney -- a man...

The Alternative Facts of Trump’s First State Dinner (VIDEO)

While on the campaign trail, candidate Donald Trump said a lot...

To Thwart Package Thieves, Next Year Amazon Will Only Offer Shitty Products

There can be very little doubt left at this point that...

Betsy DeVos Wants Sixth Grade Science Textbooks Replaced With The New Testament

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Department of Education, under direction from Education...

Trump Experienced Brief Moment of Unexpected Sexual Arousal With Macron

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald Trump welcomed French President...

Trump Orders NASA To Verify Planets Discovered By TESS Also Revolve Around Him

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, NASA teamed...

Jim Bridenstine Wants NASA To Install Weed Dispensary On International Space Station

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, along party lines, Rep. Jim Bridenstine (R-OK)...