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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

The Alternative Science Behind the All-Bacon Diet

Fad and crash diets are a dime a dozen, and not...

Richard Nixon Experiencing Crazy Case Of Deja Vu

LAKE OF FIRE, ETERNITY -- From deep within the bowels of...

Trump Demands Comey Release Picture Book Edition Of New Tell-All “A Higher Loyalty”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump lashed out on Twitter at...

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham...

New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

This story was first published on The Pastiche Post. SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA...

Hillary Clinton Circling Michael Cohen’s Block Chanting, ‘Lock Him Up!’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the scene are...

Facebook Unveils New App That Alerts You When Your Private Data Is At Risk

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg testified before two...

Paul Ryan Worried He’ll Never Get Laid Again Once He Quits Congress

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan...