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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Barbara Bush Is Doing So Much Blow In The Afterlife Right Now

WAITING ROOM, THE AFTER LIFE -- Today, former First Lady Barbara...

Trump’s Attorney’s Attorneys Hire Attorneys To Represent Their Attorneys

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The network of lawyers working on...

Mueller Sends Copy Of Comey’s Book To White House And Asks Trump For Inscription

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within The White House say that when...

Mother Earth Claims Credit For Threats On Scott Pruitt

THE MILKY WAY GALAXY  -- Environmental Protection Agency administrator Scott Pruitt...

White House Doctors Trying To Remove Comey’s Shoe From President’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that White...

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos issued an...

Sex Toys “R” Us Announces Record Profits And Dozens Of Store Openings

This story was first published on Satirical Facts. BONE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Retail...

Trump Asks Putin If He Should Send James Comey an Edible Arrangement

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to sources within the White House, President...