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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

After Iran Deal, Trump Eyes Pulling Out Of Emancipation Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump followed through on one...

Adult Film Actress Says Obama Secretly Helped Her Use Exchange To Get Health Insurance

THE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- An adult film star has revealed that...

Hillary Clinton Offers To Testify Before Mueller For Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham...

Elon Musk Dedicated To Building Affordable Housing On Mars

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk...

WalMart To Begin Restricting Sales Of Meth In Their Parking Lots

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS -- Executives at WalMart announced...

Report: Mansplaining Most Effective Contraceptive Available

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A groundbreaking new scientific study has...

Study: Mansplaining is Effective Contraceptive

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A groundbreaking new scientific study has...

NRA Spokesterrorist Suggests Schools Relocate To Colt, Bushmaster Factories

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- Dana Loesch, the NRA's official spokesterrorist, recently told...

Trump Directs Michael Cohen To Pay Giuliani $130,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump sees his legal battles...

Elon Musk Threatens Tesla Board With Packing Up His Electric Cars And Rocketing Home

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- In recent weeks, the relationship between...