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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Excerpts From President Trump’s Nightly Bedtime Calls To Sean Hannity

This week, reporting in New York Magazine revealed that President Donald Trump and...

Trump To Award “Oakland Barbecue Lady” Medal Of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Later this year, President Donald Trump will award...

Trump Voter Pretty Sure John Kelly Would Have Him Deported If He Wasn’t From Tennessee

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Ardent Trump supporter Jethro Bohiggins told...

Trump Asks Netanyahu If He Can Borrow Some Of Israel’s Border Wall Guards

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Monday, as representatives and dignitaries from the Donald...

The Free Market Just Cured AIDS And Cancer All On Its Own!

The American Medicinal Association of America has just made a stunning...

Hipster Will Only Do Challenge With Non-GMO Tide Pods

24 year old Chad Braddington drinks only cold brew coffee. Chad only grocery...

Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

This story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. --...

Fox News: Tibia Lahren Uniquely Qualified To Identify Lazy, Low-Skilled People

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last week, White House Chief of Staff...

Don Trump Jr: “John McCain Isn’t Worthy To Carry My Daddy’s Bone Spurs!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK --The war of words between two Republican...