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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Study: Mansplaining is Effective Contraceptive

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- A groundbreaking new scientific study has...

NRA Spokesterrorist Suggests Schools Relocate To Colt, Bushmaster Factories

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- Dana Loesch, the NRA's official spokesterrorist, recently told...

Trump Directs Michael Cohen To Pay Giuliani $130,000

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As President Donald Trump sees his legal battles...

Elon Musk Threatens Tesla Board With Packing Up His Electric Cars And Rocketing Home

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- In recent weeks, the relationship between...

Trump Investigating Constitutionality Of Post-Dated Self Pardons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As legal turmoil and chaos swirl around the...

Parents Admit Middle Child Neither of Their Favorite

WHISTLER'S COB, IDAHO -- Jack and Mary Beth Scoggins absolutely love...

Man Fired From Dildo Factory For Telling His Boss To Take His Job And Shove It

GLEN SPRINGS, MICHIGAN -- Looking back on it now, with the...

Kanye West Changes His Name To Uncle Tomye Ahead Of New Album Release

LA VALLE DE PRIVILEGIO, CALIFORNIA -- Rapper Kanye West has found...

White House Correspondents’ Association Apologizes For Having Smaller Spines Than Funny Bones

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Even days after she gave it, comedian Michelle...