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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

If You Hear “Yanny” You’re Probably Going To Die

When Cloe Feldman uploaded an audio clip to Twitter and asked people...

5 Easy Edible Cannabis Recipes

We asked you to send us your favorite marijuana edibles recipes,...

Black College Grad Brings Gun To School For Photo Shoot

RICE, OHIO -- Authorities at Rice Community College in Ohio, just...

Neil deGrasse Tyson Hired As Script Consultant For “Star Wars: Episode IX”

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The Disney Corporation has announced that Dr. Neil...

Excerpts From President Trump’s Nightly Bedtime Calls To Sean Hannity

This week, reporting in New York Magazine revealed that President Donald Trump and...

Trump To Award “Oakland Barbecue Lady” Medal Of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Later this year, President Donald Trump will award...

Trump Voter Pretty Sure John Kelly Would Have Him Deported If He Wasn’t From Tennessee

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Ardent Trump supporter Jethro Bohiggins told...

Trump Asks Netanyahu If He Can Borrow Some Of Israel’s Border Wall Guards

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Monday, as representatives and dignitaries from the Donald...

The Free Market Just Cured AIDS And Cancer All On Its Own!

The American Medicinal Association of America has just made a stunning...