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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

DeVos To Tap Breitbart and InfoWars To Revise Nation’s History, Science Textbooks

This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This...

Trump Organization To Turn North Korean Summit Coins Into New Cryptocurrency “BitKKKoin”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being scrubbed, for now, the highly-anticipated summit...

Totally Not Racist President Really Glad NFL Anthem Policy Will Hold Black People To Completely Different Standard

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump told reporters from various right-wing news...

Area Woman Really Doesn’t Give A Fuck If Her Joke Offended You

CABBAGE GLEN, ARIZONA -- On most days, Cheryl Michaels can be...

Congressman Mo Brooks Suggests Rocks In Head Causing His IQ To Lower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, Representative Mo Brooks made global headlines...

Trump Supporter Joins Netflix Obama Boycott, Destroys Smart TV

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Clem O'Connell told his podcast and YouTube audiences...

Kelly Sadler In Consideration To Be 2019 White House Correspondents Dinner Comedian

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House Correspondents Association has announced that...