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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Hipster Will Only Do Challenge With Non-GMO Tide Pods

24 year old Chad Braddington drinks only cold brew coffee. Chad only grocery...

Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies

This story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. --...

Fox News: Tibia Lahren Uniquely Qualified To Identify Lazy, Low-Skilled People

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last week, White House Chief of Staff...

Don Trump Jr: “John McCain Isn’t Worthy To Carry My Daddy’s Bone Spurs!”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK --The war of words between two Republican...

Singapore Installing Advanced Anti-Fat Fascist Douchebag Defense Systems

SINGAPORE -- When he announced that his historic summit with North...

Betsy DeVos Wants Congressional Library Renamed “Lieberry Of Congress”

This story first ran on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Secretary...

Woman Spends Sixteen Hours A Day Switching Her Facebook Feed From “Top Stories” To “Most Recent”

CLEMMONS PASS, MISSOURI -- Though she doesn't consider herself someone who...