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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Asks Ivanka To Be ‘Fill-in Melanie’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump reached out his First Lady today...
James Schlarmann
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June 4, 2018
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Man Not Convinced He Made Right Smartphone Purchase Until He Sends First Unbidden Digital Penile Image With It
LAKE TALLAWAKUR, FLORIDA -- Though he says at this point he's...
James Schlarmann
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June 3, 2018
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Astronaut Admits He Faked Moon Orgasm
WINDY FALLS, MINNESOTA -- For years, Commander Glenn Mitchum has dined...
James Schlarmann
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June 2, 2018
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Ted Cruz Wants NASA to Turn Old Shuttles into Chick-Fil-As
This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator...
James Schlarmann
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June 1, 2018
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Town Trump Supporter Plans Switch From Keystone Light To Ambien For A Better Night’s Racism
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- When Jehtro Bohiggins logged onto Twitter...
James Schlarmann
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June 1, 2018
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Confused White Guy Agrees With New NFL National Anthem Policy (VIDEO)
Everyone's favorite Confused White Guy took to the Internet this past...
James Schlarmann
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June 1, 2018
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Trump Pardons John Wilkes Booth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after announcing he was going to...
James Schlarmann
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May 31, 2018
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Town Racist Blames Ambien Script Running Out For Brief Bout Of Tolerance
BEDFORD FOREST, WEST VIRGINIA -- Ed Foy would never, ever have...
James Schlarmann
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May 31, 2018
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Historians Uncover Robert E. Lee’s Ambien Prescription
ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA -- Historians cleaning out an upstairs hall closet at...
James Schlarmann
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May 31, 2018
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Man Wouldn’t Be An Incel If You Ladies Would Stop Being Such Bitches And Do It With Him After You Clean His Apartment
HAMBONE, IOWA -- John Sisrovich is a frustrated, lonely man, and...
James Schlarmann
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May 30, 2018
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