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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Fox News Picks Up “Roseanne” For Season 11

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Under considerable pressure from President Donald...

“Roseanne” Cancellation Has Trump Worried Racist Tweets ‘Can Cost You Your Job Now’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A nervous and paranoid Donald Trump picked up...

Trump To House Children Of Illegal Immigrants In New Kinder Koncentration Kamps

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is reportedly close to finalizing...

DeVos Orders All New Educational Proclamations Hammered Into Schools’ Outside Walls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing a need to make the "direction, tone,...

NRA Spokesman: “A Few Dozen Dead School Kids Is A Literally Small Price To Pay For Freedom” (VIDEO)

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- This week, the National Rifle Association released a...

Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do, NOT Hire Criminals With Deep Russian Contacts?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As it becomes clear that Robert Mueller will...

DeVos To Tap Breitbart and InfoWars To Revise Nation’s History, Science Textbooks

This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This...

Trump Organization To Turn North Korean Summit Coins Into New Cryptocurrency “BitKKKoin”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite being scrubbed, for now, the highly-anticipated summit...