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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Start-Up Facing Backlash over Patented Spider Air Filters

SUGARLAND, TX -- Texas start-up Breathe-Clean® has come under fire for...

WTF? This Guy Just Told His Girl He Appreciated Her And They Weren’t Even Going To Fuck!

PORT AUBURN, WISCONSIN -- Local authorities are still trying to piece...

Donald Trump Reveals That He’s Really Andy Kaufman

Washington D.C. -- Donald Trump shocked not only his staff, but the...

Atlantis Found at the Bottom of Lake Tahoe

South Lake Tahoe, CA -- In an astonishing announcement that has...

Trump Says Picking Kennedy’s Replacement Will Be Top Agenda Item In Summit With Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he will...

US Paralympics Team Refuses to Stand During Star Spangled Banner

COLORADO SRPINGS, CO -- A controversy erupted over the weekend when the...

Local Man Wondering If You Noticed His Oversized Truck

PENN VALLEY, CA -- Standing at just over 5 foot 6...

Klansmen Already Lined Up Around Supreme Court Building Wanting To Apply For Kennedy’s Seat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within moments of Justice Anthony Kennedy announcing his...

Trump Declares Restaurants “No Free Speech Zones”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Americans dining out are no longer permitted to...