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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Area Man Discovers Chihuahua in Sandwich

Grass Valley, CA -- The long line at the local Subway...

Alex Jones Voted Ugliest Woman for 3rd Consecutive Year by Girly Magazine

NEW YORK, NY -- Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been voted...

Johnny Rotten Caught Impersonating Palace Guard

Westminster, England -- An American tourist snapped a photograph of what...

Sources: Trump To Nominate Roy Moore To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- As congressional members from all sides continue to...

Start-Up Facing Backlash over Patented Spider Air Filters

SUGARLAND, TX -- Texas start-up Breathe-Clean® has come under fire for...

WTF? This Guy Just Told His Girl He Appreciated Her And They Weren’t Even Going To Fuck!

PORT AUBURN, WISCONSIN -- Local authorities are still trying to piece...

Donald Trump Reveals That He’s Really Andy Kaufman

Washington D.C. -- Donald Trump shocked not only his staff, but the...

Atlantis Found at the Bottom of Lake Tahoe

South Lake Tahoe, CA -- In an astonishing announcement that has...