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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a sudden about-face from months of public...

POLL: Trump Approval 89% Among People Who Still Use Telegraphs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The subject of President Donald Trump's approval ratings...

Poll: Austin Clay, The Trump Hollywood Star Vandal, New 2020 Frontrunner

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- Austin Clay, 24 years old and a resident...

Study Shows Mike Cernovich Thinks About Pedophilia More Than People Who Molest Kids

RIO CHINGADERO ESTUPIDO, CALIFORNIA -- Researchers at a community college in...

Vito Corelone Outraged His Lawyer Secretly Taped Their Meetings

STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK -- When it was discovered that The...

Trump Family Makes Deal With Lawry’s For Exclusive New Table Salt

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today the White House released a joint press...

OJ Simpson Says 24 Years Ago Sascha Baron Cohen Dressed Up Like a Knife And Tricked Him Into Murdering Two People

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Actor and comedian Sascha Baron Cohen is...

Government Archivists Discover Original, All-Caps Declaration of Independence

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Donald Trump sent a middle of...

Disney Partnering With Mike Cernovich Again On “Pizzagate” Biopic

LIBTARDED HOLLYWEIRDLAND, CALIFORNIA -- Disney announced this morning that it is...