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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Bob Mueller Walking White House Grounds Looking For Good Stakeout Point Ahead Of Putin Visit

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Special Counsel Robert Mueller...

Putin Assures Trump Andrew Jackson Had Nothing to Do With Trail of Tears

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Trump took office, one of the...

Putin Can’t Believe It’s Really Going To Be THAT Easy Bugging Every Single Room In The White House

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- The Russian/American President just cannot believe his luck,...

Donald Trump Vows to Make Hazzard County Great Again

Hazzard County, GA -- Ever since TV Land's cancellation of the...

Staffers Say They Still Smell Vladimir Putin’s Dinner on Trump’s Breath

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming at...

Woman Dials 911 Because Black WalMart Customer Service Rep Wouldn’t Accept Her Return

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); RIO PRIVILEGIO BLANCO, CALIFORNIA -- Susan Tompkins...

White House Experienced Temporary Loss of White Power During Trump’s Helsinki Backpedal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBwIX4ypQjM WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During yesterday's quickly assembled meeting at the White...

Hillary Clinton Apologizes For Meeting With Russian Agent During 2016 Election

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton...

Trump Supporter Says There’s Plenty of Room Left In His Mouth for Putin Too

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins was the first Trump...