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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a "gourmand," but I'm not really even sure about that. Whatever the label you...

Richard Spencer Named Papa John’s New Chairman

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- In an attempt fill the vacancy left by...

Area Town Fears It Only Exists in David Lynch’s Imagination

Visalia, CA -- During a recent interview with the People magazine,...

Study: Trump Supporters 87% More Likely To Go Blind/Kill Kittens

Palo Alto, CA -- A 3-month study by the Palo Alto-based...

Brett Kavanaugh Turns In List of Civil Rights He Doesn’t Acknowledge to Mitch McConnell

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- D.C. appeals judge Brett Kavanaugh was formally introduced...

Trump Open Hand Smacks Merkel Across Face and Tells Her ‘Vladimir Putin Says Hello’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBLTdQyZiyw BRUSSELS, BELGIUM -- President Trump made quite an international splash at...

Trump: ‘Ivanka Helped Me See A Different Perspective On Breastfeeding’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his presidency thus far,...

Kavanaugh Assures Senate He Only Thinks One Particular Orange Shit Clown President Is Above The Law, Not All Of Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Brett Kavanaugh, a political operative turned D.C. appeals...

Jim Jordan Going To Keep Watching Rescued Thai Soccer Players, Just In Case

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The office of Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH SHIT...

Richard Simmons To Aid North Korean Leader’s Weight Loss

Pyongyang, North Korea -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's weight...