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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz

PUTA RACISTA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- When right-wing firebrand commentator and flaming...

Richard Nixon’s Boner Intensifies Yet More Still

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HIllary Clinton Is So Fuckin’ High Right Now, Guys

SOMEWHERE IN A DEEP STATE BUNKER -- "Hillary Clinton is so...

Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him

THE GREAT BEYOND -- When Sal Govatino died, he left behind...