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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Local Dickhead Abandons Old Dickhead Ways for a New Dickhead Life with MLM Jesus
North Bloomfield, CA -- In what his friends are calling a...
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August 15, 2018
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Twitter Chooses Nuclear War Over Comedian James Schlarmann
San Francisco, CA -- For the 4th time in the past...
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August 15, 2018
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Putin Revokes Brennan’s Security Clearance
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Former CIA Director John Brennan has been stripped...
James Schlarmann
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August 15, 2018
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Obama Can’t Guarantee He Never Heard N-Word
SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Deep within his specially...
James Schlarmann
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August 15, 2018
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Asshole Really Wants To Give You His Asshole Opinion
FARDING BEUTH HOLE, WISCONSIN -- Kevin Rickerdellia is a straight-up asshole,...
James Schlarmann
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August 15, 2018
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Local Man Just Wants to Ensure Immigrants Are Generally Smarter and More Capable Than Himself And Other Idiotic Americans
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jehtro Bohiggins is not racist, is...
James Schlarmann
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August 14, 2018
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Trump Says Mexico Will Pay For His Wall By Funding His New Space Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While there has been much buzz and speculation...
James Schlarmann
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August 14, 2018
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Trump Suggests NFL Players Protest Police Brutality With Tiki Torches, Swastikas, and Weapons
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the past three years, the NFL has...
James Schlarmann
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August 14, 2018
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Hillary Clinton Circling Omarosa’s Building Shouting, ‘Lock Her Up!’
At the time of publication, eyewitnesses are reporting that former Secretary...
James Schlarmann
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August 13, 2018
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Putin Wants to Compare Tapes With Omarosa
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- There is at least one person who runs...
James Schlarmann
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August 13, 2018
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