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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

IBM Donating $5 Million to Holocaust Museum

Washington, D.C. -- International Business Machines (IBM) announced on Friday that...

OJ Simpson Furnishes Media With Letter Signed By 65 Women He Didn’t Murder

MATADOR, NEVADA -- Former NFL star OJ Simpson held a press...

Poll: Majority of Americans Think Trump is “The Worst, From the Standpoint of Being President”

A poll released Tuesday seems to indicate that the majority of...

Ivanka Trump Refutes Key Details Of Stormy Daniels Tell-All

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Adult film star Stormy Daniels made enormous waves...

Kavanaugh Accuser Christine Blasey Ford Opens Separate Bank Account For All That Sweet Death Threat Cash

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Christine Blasey Ford, the woman who is accusing Supreme...

Mueller Pledges To Catch More Witches And Fewer Trump Associates From Now On

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Special Counsel Robert Mueller has issued a statement...

Radioactive Material Discovered During Annual River Cleanup

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Nevada City, CA -- A group of...

Area Racist Says He Was “Just Kidding” About The Racist Things He Said

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Stone Mountain, GA -- Area racist Ray Dean...

Robertson: God Probably Won’t Smite America With Hurricanes Over ‘Rimming And Outer-Play’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Perhaps in an attempt to quell growing...

Trump Administration: More People Died In Bowling Green Massacre Than Puerto Rico During Hurricane Maria

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  While his administration oversees the nation's response to...