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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Offers Last Minute Compromise: Replace Kavanaugh With Bill Cosby

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Offering to "help two sexual predators with one...

South Carolina Resident Receives Parking Ticket During Flood

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Georgetown, S.C. — Deidre Merryweather received insult...

Drunken Kavanaugh Can’t Believe He’s Been Betrayed By The American Bar Association

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the American Bar Association once endorsed Judge...

Breaking: Brett Kavanaugh Sure Could Use a Stiff One Or 50 Right About Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Following a brutal morning of testimony before the...

Grassley Warns Kavanaugh: “Another 60 or 70 Sexual Assault Allegations Might, Maybe, Could Make Us Wag Our Fingers At You”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA)...

Kavanaugh Issues Apology For Habitually, Repeatedly, Incessantly Missing Signals He Should Pull Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is under intense,...

Trump Demands Accusers Confirm If Kavanaugh’s Genitals Look Like Any Video Game Characters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree,...