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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz

PUTA RACISTA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- When right-wing firebrand commentator and flaming...

Richard Nixon’s Boner Intensifies Yet More Still

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HIllary Clinton Is So Fuckin’ High Right Now, Guys

SOMEWHERE IN A DEEP STATE BUNKER -- "Hillary Clinton is so...

Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him

THE GREAT BEYOND -- When Sal Govatino died, he left behind...

Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorist Changes Name To “Low-IQAnon”

REMOTE, UNDISCLOSED LOCATION -- The mysterious online persona QAnon announced in...