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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

To Defeat Them, Trump Decides To Buy Google

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though White House lawyers are still confirming if...

Fans and Friends Wonder If Louis CK Forced His Comeback on Everyone Too Soon

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Comedy and sexual misconduct icon Louis...

Flags And McCain’s War Boner at Half Mast

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- From sea to shining sea, from New York...

Trump Demands Betsy Ross Redesign American Flag

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump did...

Google Exec: “Maybe Instead of Googling Himself, The President Should Go Fuck Himself”

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump stepped up his...

Putin Growing Irritated Hillary Is In Trump’s Mouth More Than He Is These Days

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Russian/American President Vladimir Putin (R-Kremlin) is said to...

Trump Signs Order Creating New Government Search Engine “Tru-gle”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office, just hours after tweeting...

Sarah Palin Pretty Sure She’s President Now

FLATULENT FALLS, ALASKA -- Former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin is...

Huckabee Sanders Can’t Guarantee Trump’s Not Never Probably Absolutely Definitely Said The N-Word In Front of Her

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Secretary...