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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

Trump: “Those 3,000 Puerto Ricans Died On Purpose To Make Me Look Bad!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Discussing his administration's response to Hurricane Florence, a...

Trump Promises Response To Florence Will Be The ‘Hurricane Katrina of Hurricane Marias’

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump bragged that...

GOP Rep: “We Need Two Separate FBIs For Democrats and Republicans”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A freshman Republican congressman has floated a rather...

Trumper Buys $45,000 Worth In Nike Socks To Burn In Boycott

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Clem O'Connell told...

Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season

Televangelist and 700 Club host Pat Robertson has an interesting proposal for the LGBTQ community that he hopes will stop the hurricanes.

Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Senate Judiciary Committee has been interviewing Judge...

Report: More People Watched Aretha Franklin’s Funeral Than Trump’s Inauguration

GRAND FALLS, MICHIGAN -- Mathematicians at the University of Northern Michigan...

Secret Service Wants to Question McCain Eulogists For Slaying Trump

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At this hour, the...

San Diego Man Will F**king Fight You If You Say Your Town Has Better Tacos Than His

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA -- 38 year old San Diego native Lance...