Totally Bulls*it News

She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

South Carolina Resident Receives Parking Ticket During Flood

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); Georgetown, S.C. — Deidre Merryweather received insult...

Drunken Kavanaugh Can’t Believe He’s Been Betrayed By The American Bar Association

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the American Bar Association once endorsed Judge...

Breaking: Brett Kavanaugh Sure Could Use a Stiff One Or 50 Right About Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Following a brutal morning of testimony before the...

Grassley Warns Kavanaugh: “Another 60 or 70 Sexual Assault Allegations Might, Maybe, Could Make Us Wag Our Fingers At You”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA)...

Kavanaugh Issues Apology For Habitually, Repeatedly, Incessantly Missing Signals He Should Pull Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is under intense,...

Trump Demands Accusers Confirm If Kavanaugh’s Genitals Look Like Any Video Game Characters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree,...

Trump Wonders If Kavanaugh Accusers ‘Maybe Let’ Themselves Be Assaulted ‘For Totally Political Reasons’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, another bombshell allegation of sexual misconduct...