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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Trump Administration Orders EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plant Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency...

Fox News: Trump Wins 600 Races Nationwide as Write-In Candidate

Washington D.C. -- The Fox News channel is reporting that President...

Putin Acknowledges Midterms Are Referendum On His First Term

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- As Americans headed to the polls to cast...

Soldier Deployed At Border Hopes His Kevlar Vest Is Rock-Proof

LOS CHINGADORES DE CULEROS NARANJOS, TEXAS -- Since last week, President...

Trump Not Happy with Pence’s Halloween Costume

Washington D.C. -- According to leaks from within the West Wing...

Trump Offers Citizenship to Anchor Babies Who Sign Up For Space Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump could reportedly be signing an...

White House Offers Compromise: Birthright Citizenship For White Babies Only

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump set the American...