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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Freshman Democrat Offers Trump Thoughts and Prayers Instead of a Wall
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of the numerous new Democratic members of...
James Schlarmann
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January 10, 2019
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Disneyland to Introduce First, Second, and Steerage Class Tickets
ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA -- When Disney announced that they would be dramatically...
James Schlarmann
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January 9, 2019
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Adderall Will Officiallly Sponsor Trump’s Next Prime Time Border Address
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Shire Pharmaceuticals, the company that makes...
James Schlarmann
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January 9, 2019
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Mexico Agrees to Pay for Commercial Time During Trump’s Border Wall Address
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador announced today...
James Schlarmann
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January 8, 2019
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Prime-Time Trump Border Address Will Be Broadcast In English, Spanish, and Moron
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Trump delivers his prime time Oval...
James Schlarmann
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January 8, 2019
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Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome
WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two...
James Schlarmann
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January 7, 2019
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Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that he already lives in...
James Schlarmann
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January 7, 2019
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Trump Settles For Holographic Wall
Washington D.C. -- Officials close to President have acknowledged that Mr....
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January 6, 2019
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Libertarians Finally Enjoying National Parks During Government Shutdown
Yosemite National Park, CA -- Simi Valley resident and self-proclaimed Libertarian...
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January 6, 2019
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Tennessee Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’
How one confused man's fight against Mexican immigrants led him on a crusade against a fast food chain.
James Schlarmann
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January 5, 2019
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