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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- When she raises her right hand and is...

Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is presiding over yet another...

New Mexico Trump Supporter Demands His State’s Name Be Changed to “New Freedom Land”

One man's fear of a Mexican immigrant invasion has him desperate to change the name of his new state.

Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President

THE NORTH POLE, EARTH -- On Christmas night, President Trump raised...

Trump Demands Medal of Honor for Visiting Troops in Iraq on Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree...

Johnny Cash Estate to Release 14 Hours of the Artist’s Mumbling

New York, NY -- The estate of Johnny Cash and New York...

POLL: 60% of Americans Hoping Government Shutdown Lasts Until 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Because Senate Republicans didn't have the votes necessary...

Trump Nominates Putin to Replace James Mattis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The threat of an impending shutdown of the...

Mexico Starts GoFundMe For Its Own Wall

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Newly elected Mexican President Andrés Manuel López...