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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

President’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's aircraft has been officially rechristened. "Because...

Area Woman Asks Jesus to Protect Trump. Jesus Says No

Topeka, KS -- Karen Waters of Topeka, Kansas prays daily for...

Mitt Romneytron First Android to Endorse Howard Shultzbot’s Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Mitt Romneytron (R-UT) shocked the world today...

Law Enforcement Under Fire for Controversial Flea Market Stand

Phoenix, AZ -- Arizona drug enforcement officials from Nogales, Arizona are...

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN -- God has issued a statement distancing herself from the...

Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon

Washington, D.C. -- There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist...

Facebook to Ban All Flat Earth Groups

4,000 Feet Below Sea Level -- In a rare tweet from...

MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely...