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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Law Enforcement Under Fire for Controversial Flea Market Stand

Phoenix, AZ -- Arizona drug enforcement officials from Nogales, Arizona are...

God Denies Any Collusion With Trump Campaign

HEAVEN -- God has issued a statement distancing herself from the...

Why Women Can’t Resist Steve Bannon

Washington, D.C. -- There's something about Donald Trump's former Chief Strategist...

Facebook to Ban All Flat Earth Groups

4,000 Feet Below Sea Level -- In a rare tweet from...

MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely...

Muppet Caravan Headed Towards Sesame Street

New York, NY -- Throwing their hat into Caravan craze, childhood...

Hillary Clinton Leaves Voicemail for Roger Stone Apologizing That Her Emails Got Him Locked Up

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton...

White House Doctors Unsure When Pelosi’s Foot Can Be Removed from Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, White House medical...

Chemtrail Learning Center Expands Into Amusement Park

Seattle, WA -- The Washington State-based Evergreen Chemtrail Learning Center (ECLC)...