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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: “How Dare Democrats Kill Babies Before We Can Deprive Them of Basic Needs?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY), Chairman of the...

Home Depot Sponsors 129 Miles of Trump’s Border Wall

Atlanta, GA -- The world's largest home improvement retailer announced today...

Trump: ‘I Didn’t Obstruct Justice, I Just Tried to Impede an Investigation!’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump lashed out the media,...

Trump’s CPAC Flag Asks Why He ‘Couldn’t He Have Just Taken a Knee Instead’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at...

Trump Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For, and the Don Jr. He Didn’t

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC...

Michael Avenatti’s New Client Says Trump Sexually Assaulted Her In Front of Hundreds at CPAC

NORTH HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The attorney who represented Stormy Daniels in...

Family Cited For Viking Funeral on Area Lake

CASCADE SHORES, CA -- A local family from the Cascade Shores...

Trump Complained to Aides He Didn’t Get to Stay in Hanoi Hilton Like ‘That Fake War Hero McCain’

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- President Donald Trump abruptly walked away from his...

Democrats Create First Baby Born Outside the Womb. Immediately Abort It

California -- A Democrat-funded science experiment at the University of Berkeley...