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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Trump Warns Dems He ‘Won’t Wait Two Full Years to Address the Next Made-Up National Emergency’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump signed a resolution...

Former Cellmate to Auction George Zimmerman’s Prison Dildo

DYLAN, FLORIDA -- Though he's a free man now, for several...

Trump: It’s ‘Treasonous’ That Andrew McCabe and Others Put Country Ahead of Loyalty to Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An explosive new "60 Minutes" interview and a...

Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro Locked in Bitter Custody Battle Over Shared Brain Cell

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Today, papers were filed in New...

Leaked: Former White House Communication Director Caught With His Hand In A Mooch

Air Force One -- A two-year old leaked White House pool...

Trump Says He Saw ‘Hundreds of Thousands’ of White Hoods at El Paso Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite local El Paso fire department officials denying...

On Lincoln’s 210th Birthday Trump Puts Jefferson Davis on Flip Side of Penny

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today marks Abraham Lincoln's 210th birthday, and President...

MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Insult His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants

RICCI RIVER, NEW JERSEY -- If there's one thing that 35...

South Park Creators to Produce Jade Helm 2020: The Musical

Los Angeles, CA -- South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey...