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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Rush Limbaugh Confused Why He Hasn’t Evolved Into a Human Yet

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- Conservative talk radio host and 2003 winner...

Government Now Using Stealth Drones for Chemtrail Operations

Washington, D.C. -- In a surprise executive order, the Trump Administration...

Barr Says He Has Evidence of OJ Simpson’s Innocence, But American Public Can’t See It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr held a press conference...

President Says TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Though it's still more than a year and...

Trump Says Democrats Want ‘Unlimited Post-Arousal Abortions’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump had a relatively convivial relationship...

Trump Names David Avocado Wolfe Wind Cancer Czar

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- President Donald Trump recently attacked wind-based energy production...

Obama Offers Trump His Birth Certificate in Exchange for Mueller Report

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly unforeseen development,the battle over releasing...

InfoWars Subscriber Believes Alex Jones Hired Crisis Actor to Play Alex Jones in Wild Deposition

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and social media influencer...

All 56 Mexican Countries Reaffirm Commitment to Never Pay for Trump’s Wall

A letter has been delivered to President Donald J. Trump at...

Trump Promises To Disband NASA If They Don’t Bring Back Cheese From New Moon Expedition

"Trust me on this just like you trusted me that Trump Steaks were real cow and not chunks of Mike Huckabee's ass."