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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Betsy DeVos Devastated by ‘All the French Neutered Danes’ in Denmark

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump ordered that Education Secretary...

6 Inanimate Objects Smart Enough to Know They’re Breaking the Law and 1 Donald Trump Jr.

Yesterday, the world got its first taste of the long-awaited Mueller...

Mueller Report Documents Huckabee Sanders’ Daily Diet: A Trough Full of Bullshit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As Americans continue to read and digest the...

Trump Supporter Outraged Mueller Report Doesn’t Mention Benghazi Even Once

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and YouTube star Jethro...

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

VILLE OÙ LES FEMMES DANSENT NUES, FRANCE, FRANCE -- Firefighters battling...

AG Barr: “The President Can Murder Ten People If He’s Feeling Stressed Out Enough”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though the Mueller Report is still, at the...

Trump Outraged Barr Forgot to Redact His Family’s Secret Snake Oil Recipe from Mueller Report

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is reportedly in a state...