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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

NBC To Put Trump Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Since becoming President, Donald Trump has...

Pat Robertson Warns: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has an ominous warning...

Donald Trump Jr. Plans to Assert His 5th IQ Point and Amendment and Privileges

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's third smartest son...

Pat Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson told a podcast audience...

GA Governor Open to Abortion Exception If Fetus Future Democrat

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Georgia Governor Brian Kemp signed a controversial anti-abortion...

Trump Tells Queen She Should Ask for New Great Grandson’s Long Form Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a call with Buckingham Palace, President Donald...

Local Mom Hopes Her Teenage Daughter Dies a Hero at School Today

LAKE LE'TARGET, MINNESOTA -- As 41 year old Carol Scoffley hugged...

NBC Bringing Back “The Biggest Loser” and Donald Trump’s Tax Returns Will Host

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- For 17 seasons, NBC ran the show "The...

Matt Gaetz Cited for SCCTUI: Spewing Congressional Conspiracy Theories Under the Influence

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-FL) is already no stranger...