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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Trump Says He And Jack Twitter ‘Have a Much Better Understandment of Each Other’ After Oval Office Meeting

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump had a closed-door meeting with...

5 Reasons Big Blow is Hiding the Windmill Cancer Cure From Us

A couple weeks back, we published an article that contained six...

Huckabee Sanders Defends Herself: “I Don’t Lie. I Tell Alternative Truths and Untrue Facts”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is once again...

Anonymous Staffer Offers to Give the ‘Lewinsky Treatment’ to Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has...

Trump and DeVos Celebrate Flat Earth Day With Special Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump hosted the annual White...

Anonymous Staffer Offers to Blow Trump So Republicans Will Support Impeaching Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous person within the Trump administration has...

Trump Shouts ‘NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!’ in Every Child’s Face at White House Egg Roll

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and Third First Lady Melania...

Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One

MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets...