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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage
RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama...
James Schlarmann
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May 16, 2019
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Alabama Grants Personhood to Precum
LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA -- Republicans in the State...
James Schlarmann
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May 16, 2019
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Fully Engorged Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last...
James Schlarmann
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May 16, 2019
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Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage
RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama...
James Schlarmann
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May 16, 2019
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ISIS Asks Alabama GOP to Help Write Their New Abortion Laws
UNDISCLOSED BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- A spokesterrorist for ISIS gave...
James Schlarmann
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May 15, 2019
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Alabama’s Women Have 24 Hours to Register Their Womb in New Uterine Database
COUSINFUCKERS, ALABAMA -- Women in Alabama have roughly one day to...
James Schlarmann
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May 15, 2019
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Amazon Offers Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries to Alabama, Georgia, Ohio
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon has announced that will now offer same-day...
James Schlarmann
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May 15, 2019
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Huge Queues Already Forming in Most Alabama Alleyways
PORT ENFANT DU VIOL, ALABAMA -- The State of Alabama has...
James Schlarmann
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May 15, 2019
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Stephen Miller Assures Red State Lawmakers Migrant Children Don’t Have Human Heartbeats
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a call with lawmakers from every state...
James Schlarmann
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May 14, 2019
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Incel Supports Alyssa Milano’s Sex Strike
BONE DRY FLATS, ARKANSAS -- Cal Worley is an incel. That...
James Schlarmann
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May 14, 2019
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