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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your F**king Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion...

President Trump Wants His Bone Spurs Added To Vietnam War Memorial

AIR FORCE ONE -- High above the Pacific Ocean, on his...

Trump Takes Time on Memorial Day to Honor Vets Who Weren’t Captured Before They Were Killed

JAPAN -- While traveling abroad today, President Donald Trump sent a...

Trump Calls NBC Journalist A ‘Libtard’

Washington D.C. -- Activists took to social media over the weekend...

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Bl*wj*bs’ In Obstruction Case Against Trump

WACO, TEXAS -- Ken Starr became a household name while he...

Kentucky GOP Wants to Ban Abortion After Sexual Attraction

THEOCRATIC MOUNTAIN, KENTUCKY --Republicans in the Kentucky legislature have announced they...

Trump Supporter Says Theresa May Had Plenty of Time to Make Breakfast Deal

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and country music sensation...

Donald Trump Jr.’s Book on Hold While Doctors Fish the Crayon Out of His Nose

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Second Smartest Donald Trump in...

Trump Accuses Pelosi of Sharing Doctored Video That Makes Him Seem Smart

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An outraged and apoplectic President Donald J. Trump...