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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

InfoWars Subscriber Believes Alex Jones Hired Crisis Actor to Play Alex Jones in Wild Deposition

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and social media influencer...

All 56 Mexican Countries Reaffirm Commitment to Never Pay for Trump’s Wall

A letter has been delivered to President Donald J. Trump at...

Trump Promises To Disband NASA If They Don’t Bring Back Cheese From New Moon Expedition

"Trust me on this just like you trusted me that Trump Steaks were real cow and not chunks of Mike Huckabee's ass."

Alabama Supreme Court Rules God is Real-All Citizens Must Obey

Montgomery, AL -- The Alabama Supreme Court ruled 8-1 in favor...

Anonymous White House Staffer Says President Concerned First Lady ‘Only Blows Sometimes’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An anonymous, extremely highly placed contact within the...

Barr Writes Four Page Summary of Book of Genesis Exonerating God for Great Flood

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr held a press conference...

Trump Has Taco Bell Delivered to Migrant Families Detained Under Bridge in El Paso Parking Lot

EL PASO, TEXAS -- President Donald Trump issued an executive order...

White Nationalism Ban Briefly Brings Down President’s Facebook Page

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Facebook announced sweeping new policy...

Mexico Says They’ll Pay for U.S. Special Olympics Team

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Federal Government of Mexico has stepped-in...

Barr Says Mueller Report Exonerates Hillary Clinton for Benghazi, Uranium One, Assassin Career

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- First Attorney General William Barr summarized the Robert...