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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room
EL CHINGADERO, TEXAS -- All across America, "escape room" businesses have...
James Schlarmann
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June 12, 2019
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This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump
NEW CATFORD, NEW YORK -- Mr. Whisker Bottoms is a Feline-American. He...
James Schlarmann
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June 12, 2019
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Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement
An actual anal sphincter is planning to sue Donald Trump for biting his style.
James Schlarmann
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June 12, 2019
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President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun Up to His Own Head
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At this hour, the Secret Service is reporting...
James Schlarmann
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June 11, 2019
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Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ate "way, way, way too...
James Schlarmann
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June 11, 2019
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Mike Pence Orders All Pride Flags Moved From U.S. Embassies and Into His Den of Sin Where They Belong
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- June is "Pride Month" in the LGTBQ community,...
James Schlarmann
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June 11, 2019
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Alabama Republicans Hold Citizenship Ceremony for ‘Fetal Americans’
INBRED MOUNTAIN, ALABAMA -- Republicans in Alabama held a special ceremony...
James Schlarmann
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June 10, 2019
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President’s Plane Rechristened “Air Force Individual-1”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's aircraft has been officially rechristened. "Because...
James Schlarmann
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June 10, 2019
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Trump Economic Adviser: Eliminating Minimum Wage Will Result in 0% Unemployment
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The man who will potentially take over for...
James Schlarmann
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June 10, 2019
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Tennessee State House Passes Law Banning Abortion If Your Mother Was Ever Pregnant
SOEUR PLAISIR VALLEY, TENNESSEE -- Republicans in the Volunteer state have...
James Schlarmann
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June 10, 2019
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