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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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White House Drama: Eric Tells Ivanka ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Word out of the president's residence is that...
James Schlarmann
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June 20, 2019
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Crews Will Work Overtime Shampooing Stench of Lies and Au Jus Out of Briefing Room
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The head of the White House cleaning crew...
James Schlarmann
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June 14, 2019
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eager for First Meal From Her Home Trough
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced...
James Schlarmann
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June 13, 2019
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Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey...
James Schlarmann
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June 13, 2019
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Ted Cruz Defends Klansman’s YouTube Channel: “It Presents the N-Word for Debate in the Marketplace of Ideas”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz is a frequent guest on...
James Schlarmann
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June 12, 2019
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Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room
EL CHINGADERO, TEXAS -- All across America, "escape room" businesses have...
James Schlarmann
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June 12, 2019
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This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump
NEW CATFORD, NEW YORK -- Mr. Whisker Bottoms is a Feline-American. He...
James Schlarmann
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June 12, 2019
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Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement
An actual anal sphincter is planning to sue Donald Trump for biting his style.
James Schlarmann
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June 12, 2019
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President Trump Narrowly Averts the Crisis of Telling Mexico He Was Putting a Gun Up to His Own Head
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At this hour, the Secret Service is reporting...
James Schlarmann
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June 11, 2019
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Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ate "way, way, way too...
James Schlarmann
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June 11, 2019
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