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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

22 Year Old Trophy Wife Into Gray Pubes After All

DELAWARE, TEXAS -- Kate Singleton just married the man of her...

Rapinoe Will Visit Hillary Clinton’s House Instead of the White House

LYON, FRANCE -- Recently, a report from our sister publication, Satirical...

Trump Orders Facebook and Twitter to Require Users Like and Follow Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been no big secret around the nation's...

Fox News’ Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, our sister publication, Alternatively...

Man in Romantic Relationship With Wall Socket Shocked by Genital Pain

VALLE DE PENE QUEMADO, NEW MEXICO -- No matter how much...

Poll Says Majority of Americans Approve of Aborting Alabama, Missouri, Georgia, and Ohio

Back in May, four red states adopted new, extremely harsh bans...

NRA Backs Law Allowing Gun Sales After Shop Is Closed

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- The National Rifle Association has come out in...

Trump 2020 Ad Uses Stock Footage of 1930’s Germans to Represent MAGA Supporters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump 2020 Campaign admitted today that they...

Cop Shoots Suspected Unarmed Black Ice Cream Licker

BLANC PRIVILLÉGE CREEK, LOUISIANA -- An unarmed African American female suspected...