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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Greenland Asks Trump How He Can Afford to Buy Them Without a Loan from His Dad or Putin

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, our sister publication Alternative Facts, published a...

Trump Unveils New 2020 Campaign Slogan: “Make the South Rise Again”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump  held a rally recently, and...

If Re-Elected, Trump Could Tap David Duke as Secretary of Race War

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1947, the Department of War was closed...

Trump Supports Netanyahu’s Islamophobic Response to Fictional Anti-Semitism of “The Squad”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has been waging a war...

Rep. Steve King: “If Not For Incest, Would Donald Trump Have Won The Presidency?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to a congregation at a prayer breakfast...

Evangelical Libertarian: “Jesus Died on the Cross to End Progressive Taxation”

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Bill Millen makes no bones about...

Trump Says Election Security Measures Must Include a Loyalty Pledge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 2020 presidential election is still over a...

Kentucky Republicans Want Law Banning Abortion After Sexual Attraction

Kentucky Republicans join their Ohio counterparts in pushing tougher abortion restrictions.