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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) was stopped on her...

Bigoted Woman Tired of Being Called a Bigot for Supporting a Bigoted President

LA CARNE SACO LLENO DE MIERDA, ARIZONA --  Radio personality June...

Trump Orders Social Media Companies to Require Users to Like and Follow Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been no big secret around the nation's...

Tomi Lahren Starting Her Own Shoe Company

CHICA RUBIA CHINGADERA, CALIFORNIA -- When Nike announced that, after being...

Obama Thinks Deep Down Trump is Jealous of His Much Bigger Twitter Follower Count

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not really a big secret on the...

Barack Obama Explains Why His Labor Secretary Didn’t Step Down Over Coddling a Rich Pedophile

A SECRET SOCIALIST SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- Today, President...

Epstein and Acosta Spotted Filling Out Employment Apps at Chuck E. Cheese’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Eye witnesses have spotted former Labor Secretary Alexander...

Tomi Lahren Hard at Work on List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox...

White House Staff Were Terrified Trump Would Try to be President During Twitter Outage

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- At the time of publication, Twitter had just...