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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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God Clarifies Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Fat, Slovenly, Racist Morons’
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Today, in what would be bizarre...
James Schlarmann
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August 21, 2019
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Denmark Says Greenland Will Be For Sale When Donald Trump Jr. Can Spell It
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that it was a day...
James Schlarmann
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August 21, 2019
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Starts Charity to Rebuild Burned Down Childhood Belfry
PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Propaganda Secretary Sarah...
James Schlarmann
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August 20, 2019
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Babylon Bee Moves Corporate Headquarters to Gilead
LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN -- The publishing company that owns The Babylon Bee has...
James Schlarmann
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August 20, 2019
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News of Planned Parenthood Refusing Federal Funding Sparks Impromptu Spank-Off Between Pence, Santorum
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice-President Mike Pence and failed presidential candidate, former...
James Schlarmann
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August 20, 2019
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Study Shows Being Female Still #1 Risk Factor Associated With Seeing Dicks You Didn’t Ask to See
SCHVANTZ LAKE, MINNESOTA -- A research study conducted by the University...
James Schlarmann
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August 19, 2019
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Scientists Can Finally Prove Which Trump Can Outsmart a Bag of Hammers
After years of speculation and wonder, scientists at a leading research...
James Schlarmann
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August 19, 2019
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God Says He’s Getting a Lot of Prayers About Mitch McConnell Having a Stroke
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- The CEO of Holy Trinity Inc.,...
James Schlarmann
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August 19, 2019
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New York Offers to Rename Public Toilet After Trump
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Perhaps in an attempt to quell...
James Schlarmann
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August 19, 2019
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Trump Writes “I’m Not Racist!” on the Back of Barack Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate and Mails It to Central Park 5
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The issue of whether or not President Donald...
James Schlarmann
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August 19, 2019
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