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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Hires Goon to Steal Greenland From Denmark and Hide It In the Alamo Basement
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, having been rebuffed on multiple...
James Schlarmann
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August 24, 2019
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Senator Lindsey Graham Demonstrates How Much He’s Willing to Suck Up to Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whatever happened between the 2016 presidential primary season...
James Schlarmann
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August 24, 2019
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Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies
When an accident occurred at the Keebler cookie company, Attorney Jeff Sessions needed some quick rescuing.
James Schlarmann
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August 24, 2019
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Trump Calls Domino’s Pizza “The Enemy of the People” for Forgetting His Hot Wing Dipping Sauce
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The list of people, businesses, and government officials...
James Schlarmann
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August 24, 2019
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Trump Hereby Orders Burger King to Always Give Him Extra Ketchup Packets
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump broke yet new rhetorical ground...
James Schlarmann
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August 23, 2019
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Intellectual Titan Joe Rogan Shows America How Fun Nazis Can Be When They’re High As Fuck
ANABOLIC VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- In 2014, former reality-TV host and alleged...
James Schlarmann
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August 23, 2019
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Trump: “David Koch Would Have Never Died If He’d Donated to My Campaign”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to reporters from the lawn of the...
James Schlarmann
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August 23, 2019
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David Koch’s Estate Sale to Include Several Republican Politicians
GALT, KANSAS -- Billionaire industrialist and Republican mega-donor David Koch passed...
James Schlarmann
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August 23, 2019
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For Some Reason, Sarah Huckabee Sanders Pretty Confident She Can Lie for Donald Trump on Fox News
PIG SLOP CROTCH, ARKANSAS -- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to...
James Schlarmann
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August 22, 2019
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Trump Issues Executive Order for Bible Publishers to Delete Commandment Forbidding False Idols
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, during an impromptu press conference and...
James Schlarmann
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August 22, 2019
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