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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Fake President Gives Speech Behind Real Presidential Seal

FARTBUCKET SPRINGS, MINNESOTA -- A man impersonating the President of the...

Gohmert Confident He Destroyed the Credibility of the Man He Says Completely Exonerated President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican,...

Women for Trump Teams Up With Chickens for McNuggets to Throw White House Campaign Fundraiser

The White House will play host to a special dinner gala...

El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine

Whether you're a guest in one of his luxurious summer concentration...

Only 12% of Trump Supporters Can Get Through All 15 Pictures of Constitutional Checks and Balances. Can You?

Recently, researchers at the Global Online Institute of Looking Into and...

Trump Names First Lady as New Ambassador to the United Kingston

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump announced that he...

Boris Johnson Announces He’s a Cheap Chinese Trump Knockoff from Factory Owned by Ivanka

MERRY OLD LONDONTOWNSHIRESHIP, ENGLAND -- This morning, former London Mayor Boris...

ICE Agent Enjoys Tour of Auschwitz a Little TOO Much

CAMISA MARRÓN, TEXAS -- Recently, Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent Michael...