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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Right-wing, Pro-Trump televangelist Bill Millen told listeners...

President Says Benedict Arnold’s Meetings With the British Were ‘Perfect’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not he ends up being impeached,...

President Suggested Strapping Border Crossers to Nukes and Dropping Them on Hurricanes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week it was reported by several outlets...

Obnoxious Liar Stands Next to President of Finland and Screams Conspiracy Theories at Reporters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An obnoxious, lying reality-TV conman and trust fund...

Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States was the subject of an...

President Retweets Klan Poll Showing 100% Impeachment Disapproval

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has found...

Ivanka Admits to Being White House Thistle Blower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite the best efforts of The Failing New York...

Exclusive Report: Is the President a Complete and Total Moron?

While the attention of most of the media outlets in America...