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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obnoxious Liar Stands Next to President of Finland and Screams Conspiracy Theories at Reporters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An obnoxious, lying reality-TV conman and trust fund...

Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States was the subject of an...

President Retweets Klan Poll Showing 100% Impeachment Disapproval

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has found...

Ivanka Admits to Being White House Thistle Blower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite the best efforts of The Failing New York...

Exclusive Report: Is the President a Complete and Total Moron?

While the attention of most of the media outlets in America...

Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States is currently the subject of...

President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The most powerful alleged billionaire and white collar...

Idiot Uses Twitter to Whine and Rant Like a Big, Dumb Idiot All Weekend Long

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A big, dumb, stupid idiot took to his...

President Forbids White House Staff to Use Any “I-Words”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this year, a visibly agitated President Trump...