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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

White House Counsel Insists Lewandowski Get to Keep Trump’s Toadstool in His Mouth During Entire Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Trump campaign manager and central Mueller Report...

Shane Gillis Fired From SNL But Hired by KKK

RACIST MORON VALLEY, PENNSYLVANIA -- This week, a spokesperson for Lorne...

Ben Shapiro Just Really Wants to See Justice Kavanaugh’s Dick, Okay?

Dear Brett Kavanaugh, Ben Shapiro just wants to see your dick, okay?...

A Former President Just Endorsed Donald Trump’s Re-Election Bid

RICHMOND, VIRGINIA -- A former American president has endorsed Donald J....

President Threatens ‘Any American’ That Doesn’t Vote for Him With Class Action Lawsuit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump is going to sue...

Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows

KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he...

Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does

MUSTAFAR -- Former President Dick Cheney sent an email to President...

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Still Voting for Donald Trump

GREENBELT, MINNESOTA -- Helen Whipplemyer is still voting for Donald J....

Donald Trump Stump Speech Breaks Out At Klan Rally

LAKE CHINGANDOS, FLORIDA -- At a recent Klan rally in Florida,...