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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Quiz: Which of These Big, Dumb, Obnoxious, Lying Idiots Thinks He’s Above the Law?

Things are getting really complicated, heady, and for some, perhaps even...

Congressman Argues It Should Be Unconstitutional to ‘Tattle’ On a President For His Unconstitutional Acts

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Tom Thompaulsen, being interviewed on ABC radio this morning,...

Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before Impeaching Joe Biden”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told reporters this morning that...

New York to Rename Public Toilet After Trump

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Perhaps to quiet a growing controversy,...

Total Moron Who Screeches About Socialism Asks Authoritarian Communists for Help

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A titanically stupid idiot, who happens to also...

Evangelical MAGA Supporter Sees No Issue With President Asking Satan For Dirt on Biden

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- Right-wing, Pro-Trump televangelist Bill Millen told listeners...

President Says Benedict Arnold’s Meetings With the British Were ‘Perfect’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not he ends up being impeached,...

President Suggested Strapping Border Crossers to Nukes and Dropping Them on Hurricanes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week it was reported by several outlets...